Don't get to serious, on a humorous note what are they?

Mine would be getting to the game and needing to ****. I remember walking in to Kelly's at footballs games and never had the courage to ****. Seemed like every toilet in there had a log in it. I guess some were more courageous than me. Also Kelly may have upgraded ****ters but the one I'm thinking about had a trough type ****er in and 2 ****ters close enough to hi 5 all 8 guys whizzing.